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    Programmers of the World. We Want You!


    Whether you construct the building blocks from which wondrous universes are created, the tools to do just that, or the physical laws by which the universe’s inhabitants abide; we’re looking to hear from you!

    Splash Damage is currently working on exciting titles across PC, Mobile and the new console generation. We’re looking to expand the Tapir army with a whole host of programming positions, as well as a selection of additional roles from all walks of gamedev life.

    We are currently looking to fill the following positions:

    PROGRAMMING
    PRODUCTION

    ART & MEDIA

    BUSINESS

    IT

    UX/UI

    Splash Damage offers a comprehensive benefits package to all successful applicants. Check out our Culture section to find out more about what it's like to work here and don't forget to browse our extensive Living in London guide for everything you need to know about moving to London and living here.

    We look forward to hearing from you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silvanoshi View Post
    Too bad that this job requires to live in London
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kl3ppy View Post
    Too bad that this job requires to live in London
    Just outside of it. You wouldn't be interested in making the move?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silvanoshi View Post
    Just outside of it. You wouldn't be interested in making the move?
    oh, I would be interested, but unfortunatelly I cant decide alone, my girlfriend doesnt want to move away from Munich
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    How do you become a professional caek nommer? I've been doing some amateur caek nomming, but looking to make it a full time job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kl3ppy View Post
    oh, I would be interested, but unfortunatelly I cant decide alone, my girlfriend doesnt want to move away from Munich
    Well that's understandable, from what I hear, Munich is a lovely place .

    Quote Originally Posted by stealth6 View Post
    How do you become a professional caek nommer? I've been doing some amateur caek nomming, but looking to make it a full time job.
    It's moreso paestrees than caek these days tbh....but caek nomming'll certainly put you in good stead for such a position.
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    Re: Programmers of the World. We Want You!

    Do you guy take internships? I'm currently a college student studying games programming. I've been working hard on learning C++ & also building more efficient applications. My newest project is a physics engine with OpenGL & SDL. Are these things you would like to see. I'm trying to build a strong portfolio when i'm looking for internships next year. Thank you. Big fan of Brink and Dirty Bomb.

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    I have no experience. I will accept no less than a six figure salary. And I only work 5 hours a day, except on fridays in which case I don't work any hours at all.

    So.........When would you like me to start?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DarrenSweeney View Post
    Do you guy take internships? I'm currently a college student studying games programming. I've been working hard on learning C++ & also building more efficient applications. My newest project is a physics engine with OpenGL & SDL. Are these things you would like to see. I'm trying to build a strong portfolio when i'm looking for internships next year. Thank you. Big fan of Brink and Dirty Bomb.
    Hi Darren,

    We do bring interns on board every now and then, please feel free to send an application in to us. If it matches up to an opening, we'll be sure to get back to you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shinigami View Post
    I have no experience. I will accept no less than a six figure salary. And I only work 5 hours a day, except on fridays in which case I don't work any hours at all.

    So.........When would you like me to start?

    Yesterday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silvanoshi View Post
    Yesterday!
    I'd start claiming backpay if I were you Shinigami.


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    That header picture is a lie, no programmers desk is that clean!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dthy View Post
    That header picture is a lie, no programmers desk is that clean!
    Oh no...our secret has been found out!

    *to the studio* EVERYONE RUN!!!
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    Wow... The Graphics Programmer position just blew my brain all over the table and I realised there is nothing there, 4 years of self-teaching and I don't qualify for a line of the requirements, see you Splash in 50 years if I even live that long...

    *keeps calm and continues the process of learning to code*
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    Best of luck Otter friend. Keep hammering those oysters!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silvanoshi View Post
    Just outside of it. You wouldn't be interested in making the move?
    I would be interested in making the move it I haven't even started to study game programming yet I have just made it into year 11 will the jobs still be up in the next five years or so?

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    It is sad that I'm not old enough but will you guys be hiring in the future because your the company I really want to join you guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrampoSplash View Post
    It is sad that I'm not old enough but will you guys be hiring in the future because your the company I really want to join you guys
    No worries SrampoSplash, it's highly likely that we'll be hiring in future, so just get the head down and do everything you can to position yourself as an ideal candidate for Splash Damage .
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    The more I check out SD the more it looks like a Dream Job!!!

    Sad I am in the US and a Print Management Major (9 Years Experience).

    SD need any printed material?
    Books, Magazine, Calenders, Flyers or Catalogs?

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    Re: Programmers of the World. We Want You!

    Hmmm, maybe it's time to get that Tapir pin-up calendar so many people...ehhh...I mean...
    ...
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    ...we're not looking to print anything at the moment Spookify, sorry :/.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silvanoshi View Post
    Hmmm, maybe it's time to get that Tapir pin-up calendar so many people...ehhh...I mean...
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    These are just not the first jobs you get when out of University lol. See you in 10 years

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